"October 25, 2006: A large methamphetamine distribution organization based in Greeley, Colorado used Elmo dolls to smuggle methamphetamine. The investigation, which began in September 2005, has resulted in the seizure of a total of over 45 pounds of high quality ICE methamphetamine, 1.1 kilos of cocaine, and $59,000 in cash."
However, the real questions on everyone's minds are, "How many dollars worth of Elmo dolls did they seize?" and "Were these dolls then adopted by loving families?"
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A few years ago, the hot Christmas present was "Tickle-Me Elmo."
In 2006, coming off of this new story, Sesame Street studios failed with their bid to sell the now discontinued "Shoot Me Up! Elmo."
However, news from "the Street" is that this year's new hot toy will be the "Smoke Em' If You Got Em' Oscar the Grouch."
followed closely by "Party-Time Grover the Roller" and "Insufflating Snuffleupagus".
Cookie Monser = Special Brownie Monster
I'm glad to see you guys are keeping it clean.
Nothing's cleaner than giant creepy muppets who interact with humans, teaching toddlers basic reading/writing/math skills and life lessons on a weekly basis...
Rubber ducky = Ernie's secret stash
There's nothing cleaner than discussing news about the DEA and Sesame Street.
Beamer Bert and Eightball Ernie
The Count = The Godfather
"Howwww vaaannny boooones can vee broken in the huuumaaaan vooooddddyyyy?"
According to Dave Chappelle, Count von Count is actually a subliminal figurehead for pimps, and he counts the amount of money he brings in, and the number of slaps he doles out when the "count" is short.
Perhaps Count von Count and Franklin are in cahoots?
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