Introducing the all-new Bottle Spoon!
Eat your food with flair and style!
Great for peanut butter!
Make your friends jealous as you eat
organic raisins with your Bottle Spoon!
Even works great for cheese!
Get YOUR Bottle Spoon!! Call 1-888-SPOON-ME today! Call within the next 20 minutes and we'll throw in an extra Bottle Spoon at NO EXTRA CHARGE! That's TWO Awesome Bottle Spoons for the price of ONE! Call now! 1-888-SPOON-ME
7 comments:
I think 1-800-SPOON-ME is the official phone number for "The American Association of Lonely Cuddlers" so your business may be lacking until you get a new number.
Yes the possible confusion was not lost on me. However, I figure anyone who wants a Bottle Spoon is probably also a Lonely Cuddler, and thus the phone call would not be wasted either way.
Genius conclusion, I can't believe I didn't make the same connection, as a lonely cuddler myself who loves eating peanut butter with spoons...
And what better way for the Lonely Cuddler to eat his peanut butter than with an ergonomic* Bottle Spoon?
*this claim has not been evaluated by the FDA or any other organization than evaluates things.
The peanut butter function seems like a great idea. However, eating cheese...just in general creeps me out. Adding a bottle spoon just exacerbates that.
Everyone knows that cheese is the perfect treat for a little salty food after all that peanut butter and raisins. And with the Bottle Spoon, eating cheese is just that much more convenient and cool!
EATING CHEESE WILL NEVER BE COOL AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME NOT COOL BY NOT EATING CHEESE CAUSE I HATE IT AND YOU SMELL LIKE CHEESE *SOB*
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