Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Strange philosophy

The janitor just finished lecturing me about the fallacy of believing in both God and evolution. He said such beliefs were just existentialism. The school system is a mechanism for instilling "humanism" in all children. To belief in both is just too challenging to his faith. He said "It's like believing in fate and then being in a car accident and becoming a paraplegic." And then the kicker: He pointed to his semi-bald head and said "I began going bald at the age of 19." Points at me: "Look at you. I don't know when you started going bald but it happened." I am not sure what his point was with either example.

Then he left. Strange conversation. But I did learn one thing: I was on the fence, but this weekend I am shaving my head and never going back.

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3 comments:

Joe said...

AND Jesus also had a full, rich head of beautiful blonde hair. So what does that tell ya? Huh? HUH?

Anonymous said...

But, do you know how we can tell Jesus had blonde hair?

Fossil records.

Joe said...

Ummmm fossil records???

WRONG.

Jesus ascended into Heaven.

We know His Hair is blonde because Jesus had mass-appeal. Duh.