Friday, March 6, 2009

Craigslist

People on Craigslist are by far the flakiest buyers/sellers/traders in the universe. It's like doing business with an attention-deficit kid who walks around in his underwear flicking marbles in the air.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

While picking his nose so hard he begins extracting gray matter.

Anonymous said...

HEY! I have ADD

Joe said...

Ah yes but the Craigslist Child does not. The Craigslist Child simply has an attention deficit. Not a disorder.

Nay, this deficit is the result of the Craigslist Child's own choosing. The Craigslist Child could choose to engage with his world: but he does not.

Instead, he just continues to run around in his underwear, flicking marbles in the air, and picking his nose so hard he begins extracting gray matter.