LightScribe was invented to make stolen/pirated/freely-downloaded, and then burned, movies look really good. No longer will I have to ask my date, "So, what do you want to watch?" and then ashamedly pull out my massive collection of burned DVDs for her to browse through. A massive collection of DVD movies, of which titles found in said collection are specifically good at emphasizing my own excellent taste in movies, art, and culture, should be a point of pride, not of shame.
Basic formulas:
(Really excellent movie + Burned DVD + Title of movie written in marker on DVD) x 637 discs = Shame
(Really excellent movie + Burned DVD + Title of movie beautifully etched with laser on DVD) x 637 discs =
Deep and Satisfying Sense of Pride
See what a difference one element of a formula can make?
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6 comments:
Shame, shame, shame on you.
Gosh if I knew that is what "LightScribe" meant on my new computer then I'd have much cooler movies as well for impressing women.
In fact, I bet I would be married, have a house, and at least one child by now if only I had started using this technology in the past...
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"Date" was used for illustrative purposes only, and does not imply that blog author "Thesst" has ever actually had date in which said situation or proposed hypothetical ideal situation has occurred. Thank you reading this important legal disclaimer.
637 discs? How many movies have you been downloading?!
This is totally unrelated except for the "DVD" part, but I was at a friend's house, and his roommate was going through his boxes, and found something called "Pirate Porn" which was...horrifying, to say the least. He got a good laugh and said it belonged to someone he knew from a long time ago...the box was a bit destroyed...oh wait, that was a bad story...
hmmm that seems like a good story to me...
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