When there is truly nothing in life you'd rather be doing than reading this blog, you'll know that you are, indeed, very bored. And quite possibly, very boring.
I would say that I don't want to bore you with the details, but quite frankly, I do. Every boring little detail. So as I sit here, with my now-empty cup of root beer... *tangent*
Last night I drank about 16 fluid ounces of root beer and was struck with the most fantastically large stomach ache. I curled up on the floor in a fetal position for about 15 minutes, and then I went to the bathroom to attempt to vomit up whatever was bothering me. I was unsuccessful in this regard, but another five minutes laying on the bathroom floor, my face only inches away from someone's pubic hairs, my stomach settled, and I returned to playing my franchise (the Oakland Raiders) on the game Madden NFL 2006. I could have purchased Madden 2007, but 2006 was $2 cheaper, so I went with that option. My team is now in its fifth season under my management.
Anyhow, after I felt better I poured myself another glass of root beer, which I enjoyed thoroughly.
*end tangent*
So my empty cup of root beer is sitting here on my desk, just begging to be brought down to the kitchen for a washing. I will likely do this in a few minutes. I want to use up more plastic cups, but at the same time they are so small and inconvenient. I would have had to refill those little plastic cups about 5 times just to consume the amount of root beer I consumed in only two of these large non-disposable tumblers.
Until next time.
6 comments:
If you are ever at Fred Meyer in the organic section, or if you are interested in a 5-gallon keg size at Cost Plus World Market, one of the best root beer brands is "Virgil's"
http://www.virgils.com/about.shtml
I have a 5-gallon keg on my dresser that I've been saving for a kick-ass party that has yet to transpire, but it will one day.
Oh yes, and I hope to be a part of the 5-gallon kick-ass party, but realistically I bet I won't be. But I can always dream.
What I had posted BEFORE I posted the above comment, was that I have actually heard of Virgil's and that it is quality root beer.
I, on the other hand, was drinking not-so-quality (and hardly even root beer) Mug.
MUG = Malodorous Undrinkable Gruel
I searched long and hard in my thesaurus for an M-word.
At least with me out of the house, you can have some confidence that the pubes you're bending over are your own.
Yes but it was the downstairs bathroom, so I can't be fully confident that they were mine...
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