So I finally got a job. I am now a "Student Custodial Assistant". I work from 5AM to 7:45AM M-F.
Pros: easy, surprisingly satisfying, has corrected my formerly-vampiric sleeping schedule, and it's a job. Also, getting to sport the Heroic Janitor look every morning:
Heroic Janitor is Heroic
Cons: getting up early (which, as mentioned above, is also a pro).
Overall, very very happy about this.
3 comments:
You do look heroic. Absolutely. Anyone who cleans a toilet is a hero in my book.
Congratulations. I hope they give you a key to everything.
Yeah, I was really hoping I'd get one of those huge rings of janitor keys, but apparently those are only for Custodians and not the Custodial Assistants.
However, I think it's fair: they get to have keys, keys = power, and they also have to clean the bathrooms.
I don't get keys, but I also don't have to clean the bathrooms.
I feel like a Spiderman quote here would just result in a resonating face-palm.
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