This is... a goatee. Not to be confused with the mustache. It's been about three weeks. Meh.
The Goatee Diaries are now at an end. If you'd like further information on this topic, feel free to click on the above image for a higher resolution look at the fusion between blonde/brown/black curly hairs, freckles, and oily pores. But be warned: you may find yourself inescapably sucked into the vortex that is this hybrid of bad genes and bad grooming.
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that looks like it could make a potentially-great handlebar mustache.
Still waiting for a few holes to be filled in fully to consider that route, but a most interesting proposition. At least for one day...
See? Blame the parents for everything. Sheesh.
Hey now let's be fair: he said a hybrid of genes and bad grooming. ;-)
Actually he said, "bad genes." But you're right. In all fairness, it's just a word. Perhaps the genetic inability to grow a decent goatee is a good gene.
Haha that may very well be true! But what about the genetic inability to grow a good mustache? I mean, what if Little Joey can never be a police sergeant because his mustache simply won't grow enough?
You could use an eyebrow pencil to fill in.
I think his fellow police officers might make fun of him for using an eyebrow pencil on his stache.
Well, what are they doing watching you in the locker room?
It depends... is their ring finger longer than their index finger?
Don't try to confuse me.
I'm not! It's a genuine question. Research shows a strong correlation between index/ring finger lengths and sexual orientation.
If ring finger is longer than index, then the male is typically heterosexual.
If the index finger is longer than the ring finger, the male is typically homosexual.
And if you pull that finger, what happens?
If index finger is longer: "Ouchie! What you doin'?"
If index finger is shorter: *fart*
Okay, I laughed. You win.
Mwahahaha!
I just realized...weren't we talking about Little Joey?
Yes but then it shifted to his imaginary co-worker police officers who may or may not be watching him for questionable reasons while he is filling in his mustache with an eyebrow pencil in the locker room.
Oh, I laughed again. Out loud.
Just for the record, my index finger and ring finger are the same length.
Yes but which one comes up higher on your middle finger?
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