In fact, I'm gonna market that.
100 calcium pills (downed with 16 fluid ounces of water), three times a day = 1500 calories and 12,000% of your daily allotment of calcium. Not only will your bones be incredibly dense, but you will lose weight AND quite possibly develop kidney stones which you can pass in penitence for your sins.
I call the High Carb(onate) Diet.
On a side note, one of the best names for a generic brand of medicine I've ever seen was called "Healthy Accent." What does that even mean? How can your accent be healthy? And also, is a healthy accent considered sexy? If so, do I need to consume Healthy Accent to obtain said healthy accent, or will any generic and/or brand name medicine do just fine?
