I WON!

What genius invented eBay.  A store where the person doling out the cash is a "winner". How could this NOT catch on? Who doesn't want to be a winner? You mean I can be a winner AND buy things that I want/like/need/desire???? YES! YES YOU CAN! YOU ARE A WINNER! WINNER!!! No, eBay is the winner. eBay now has your credit card number. eBay now has you convinced that by purchasing items through eBay you will become a fabulous winner everytime you spend money on that site! So spend spend spend! Spend away!