Life is Better... hmmm

Saw this slogan in a recent L.L. Bean Outdoors catalog:

"Life is better outdoors!"

Now, there are several problems with this statement: One is that it's simply not true. If it were, people would all live in a wall-less house with no roof. Life is not better outdoors, life is better indoors. Indoors there are no (or fewer) insects to bite you. 

Indoors there is air conditioning. 

Indoors there is heat in the winter. The list goes on and on. 

If you don't believe me, trade places with this guy for a few days, weeks, or months. --->

Truly, life is better indoors.

Harsh Realm

I just finished watching another short-lived Chris Carter show, "Harsh Realm". There were only nine episodes shot before the show was cancelled, and (naturally) the show was never "resolved." Although some of the characters' actions (particularly the main character) were pretty far-fetched, it was overall an entertaining show. And of course guess who cancelled it? Fox. Who else?

Next show on my "to watch" list is the dark murder-mystery show (also by Chris Carter), "Millenium". I've watched a couple of episodes already, and it's also looking to be a good show. Luckily, this one lasted 3 seasons.

Movies Posts Only!

In an attempt to de-clutter The Boring Things in Life of my seemingly endless movie postings, I have started another blog devoted exclusively to movies. So, if you have an interest in movies, then that blog will be just the ticket. I plan to post a LOT about movies. Frankly, I've been restraining myself on this blog from making endless movie postings that would be sure to bore our Boring Things audience.

So... in summary... go to

moviepostsonly.blogspot.com

to enjoy the ranting, raving, reviewing, and chatting about movies, movies, and more movies! In the meantime, this blog will continue to post the relevant and urgent information that you have come to expect from it. Cheers!

The Final Answer

The question that we have all been asking for years FINALLY has a scientific answer?

Who would win in a fight? GoogleFight has the answer:

It's what I thought all along.

Magic of Craigslist

Ever since I have been around and available to sell the things I'm selling on Craigslist, (almost) no one has responded.  In contrast, I received multiple emails and phone calls about items while I was in New Mexico. It's a real catch-22: if I stay home to remain available to sell the items, no one will want them. On the other hand, if I go out of town so that people will want the items, I won't be able to sell them.

It's a conundrum.

Boring Porn

In an attempt to increase traffic to this site, we will occasionally be introducing some boring porn to this site. Here's the first bit of boring porn:

Mmmm look how sexily boring they look! Sexy boring people!

More boring porn:

Whoa there! Now that is some intense boring porn! There are least three boringly sexy elements to this photo: 

*WARNING ADULT CONTENT FOLLOWING!*

- The woman is wearing a shirt that says, "The Funk." Ho ho! Look out!

- That is one big fish... oh man, I bet they're gonna EAT that later!

- Look at that boring male pornstar's tanktop!