Twas the night before Christmas,
Ellensburg was the town,
Joe and Brian went a walkin',
To see who's around.
Albertson's, Safeway, even Fred Meyer,
No place was too far for these two to aspire,
But, lo! Nothing's open, and the night is so still,
Central Washington's snowy ice roads lend a chill.
So after they trudged through the snow and the rain,
They came upon Ellensburg's Christmas fox, hey!
Walk around campus, jiggle the handles,
Twas' too very dark to see without candles!
But then did the Joe and the Brian avast,
It was time to walk home, to walk home at last,
And merry they trudged through the sleet and the snow,
Merry Christmas from Ellensburg, um... ho ho ho?
2 comments:
Bonus points x 1,000,000 for the use of "avast."
Merry Christmas and soon to be Merry Beermas!
Oh, and I want that Soviet-style pea coat.
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