TODAY... 05/21/10 @ 7:35AM

I realized that Mt. Dew "Typhoon" just may be the winner in our United States of Dewmocracy.

Then I told a dirty joke.

... but I whispered it so that nobody else could hear.

...but then I realized that there wasn't anyone there to hear it anyways!

... and then I said, "Hey, today's Friday! Awesome!" and then I fell asleep.

EDIT: Just kidding! I'm actually awake. Wide awake.

Today... 5/12 @ 8:01pm

I thought about watching last night's "Lost," but decided to go for a jog instead. But I had a piece of string cheese about an hour earlier. This was a mistake. But I'm glad I didn't watch "Lost." That show seriously blows. I'm going to sleep now and will get up at 11 to finish the rest of my work.