I think the mustache helps me retain more information, as each hair follicle is a sort of "hard drive." Unfortunately these hard drives can only hold information that most of the general public would consider useless... a little known trade secret for those guys with mustaches who love to inform you of "cool" things:
Thanks for making me laugh. I'm really into the mustache diaries and look forward to every post. One request: could you close the closet door? It's really distracting. My eyes keep getting drawn away from the mustache to that open door. Is that an OCD thing?
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