Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Douchebags, Bluetooth, and Airport

What is it about airports that attracts all the "big shot" douchebags talking on their bluetooth headsets looking and acting like complete tools?

Reno Time


Seatac airport shuttle leaves from the Ellensburg Central Washington campus Starbucks at 9:05. T-minus 10 minutes. I'm excited. Can you tell?

UPDATE (12:27 PM): flight leaves for Oakland at 1:10. Currently sitting and waiting. Apparently SeaTac Airport sold it's soul to Google, and now offers free WiFi, courtesy of said Google. Sa-weet!

UPDATE (3:43 PM): now waiting in the Oakland airport, which as it turns out also provides free wifi, albeit with banner ads.

Monday, December 14, 2009

The Boring Trailer to upcoming Boring Movie on My Life

Sorry, I didn't have much footage to work with, and the footage that I had was shot on my crappy digital camera, which is not ideal for video. However, the bulk of this "documentary" will be shot over the next two weeks, hopefully using a better camera.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Documentary on My Life

So I was thinking, "What would be the best use of time between getting out of school and heading to Reno for winter break?"

The obvious answer is a documentary of my life. Real. Up close. Personal. Not really. But it might be enjoyable. Look out. It's coming.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

The Bubblegum Mystery

Today, walking by a gaggle of undergrad girls, I caught the strong scent, clearly a perfume, of... bubblegum. This is something I do not understand.

Don't get me wrong: I like the smell of bubblegum. Bubblegum can be a tasty treat. But, would I want to smell like it? Egh, probably not. I also like the smell of garlic, of oregano, of fresh-baked bread, of burgers, of pizza... but I also do not want to walk around smelling like those things.

Which begs the question: who, exactly, are these girls wearing bubblegum scents trying to smell like bubblegum for? I mean, is a guy who gets turned on by the smell of gum really someone who you want to attract? Or, is the smell simply for your own benefit, in which case I would suggest that actual bubblegum is a less-expensive alternative to buying a bubblegum scent.