Thursday, September 24, 2009

TODAY... 9/24/09 @ 9:40 PM

I thought there were birds chirping outside my window. This seemed improbable since it was already dark. Then I realized it was just my oscillating fan squeaking every time it got to a certain point on the turn.
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2 comments:

  1. AnonymousSeptember 24, 2009 at 11:02:00 PM PDT

    Maybe your osculating fan has a secret agenda: draw in birds with its built-in bird call so it can decapitate them with its blades.

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  2. JoeSeptember 24, 2009 at 11:18:00 PM PDT

    Ah yes! But not to decapitate them, but to capture them and make them my slaves for whatever Skinnerian dream I make up.

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